November 20, 2005
Feed me, mum!
Oh- oh! I'm in trouble.
Yesterday, mum was sitting at the computer. Minding her own business. Bare calves.
And I had this sudden urge. I lunged at her and sunk my teeth into her calf. Drew blood and she yelled at me.
She was not happy. But damn it! I was hungry and she wasn't feeding me.
She tells me that I'm not supposed to have three meals a day. But SHE does. So I don't see why I can't.
I suppose we'll just get onto that overweight conversation again. But she's never really impressed when I miaow to her, 'Right back at you, tubby!'