For everyone worried about my lack of blogging, don't blame me! Blame my mother.
We have no internet at home. So I spend lazy afternoons stretched out, thinking about my blogging, and it doesn't happen, because by the time mum gets to the library she forgets what I told her!
Actually, I'm a bit peeved. Mum's told me I should start pulling my weight around the house, get out there and do some work, earn some money, pay some bills! She's kidding isn't she? I don't cost that much!
I don't turn the lights on and chew up electricity - I'd be happy to live in the dark all night. And I don't yabber on the phone all day and run up that bill. So how are the bills my fault? Hey? Sure, mum and dad have to give me my favourite food every day and keep my kitty litter nice and fresh, but if I was charging for my companionship, they wouldn't be able to afford my bill!
So stop whining, mum and dad.
They're looking for a new house. Tell you what, it better have as nice a sunbaking spot at this one! I'm quite partial too it.
Your friend, Dorkus
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I don't blame you. Mum says that my food is alot of money, but having to put up with the little humans makes up for it in so many ways. For instance, the little girl human keeps kicking me off her bed! She says that she needs to go to sleep...well, what the heck was I doing?
Now Abby, she has it made, she doesnt let anyone hold her or get near her, and she still gets fed! That isnt at all fair. She should at least have to put up with the humans for an hour or so each day.
I hope that your human gets the internet thing fixed soon.
~ Socks
Before they get a new house, you need to submit your list of requirements. An inernet connection is a must so you can blog when you feel like it.
Nice to see you back, hun...
Humans are so difficult to train! Cats are not meant to labor or earn their keep.
Your humans are lucky you allow them to live in your house.
Tell them that!
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