Regurgitation

Geez, I can't even be sick nowdays without people passing comment, asking me if I'm alright, and wanting to take me to the vet. He only wants to stick a thermometer up my bum or worse!

If I want to throw up, I'll just throw up alright!

I don't need any lectures about

• gobbling my food down too fast (that's my prerogative!)
• yelling because my vomit is dangerously near the carpet
• wondering if I'm constipated (I'm throwing up -- you've got the wrong end of the cat!)
• or whispers about me being bulimic!

I'm a cat. Cats throw up! Get over it!