Get a load of the size of this thing. They've got to be kidding, right? It's a midget tree.
Oops. Knocked it over.
This is more like it. A big tree that I can hide under, climb, and attack presents.
I believe Mum and Dad are going to take the midget tree with them for Christmas, and leave me with the big tree. They better leave some presents under it for me. Or I'll leave them a big present for when they get home. I'm really good at shredding!